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Post by shiloh on Jun 29, 2014 3:35:45 GMT
HAHA. I might have to eventually borrow those two phrases from you two. "pink abomination" and "heinous cocktail of death".
SG, you're not allowed to be gone for a few days, young man! By the way, mayhaps that was the evil Panda queen.
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Post by MyWhiteStone on Jun 29, 2014 13:47:40 GMT
Wow, Still Guessing, I never would have thought of that. Hard to believe that someone could be that devious to do that on purpose. (I'm sure people here are thinking, "Can she really be that naive?") I suspect Shelayne isn't really that naive, Leeza. [tongue in cheek ...  ...] Don't be too hard on yourself. Innocence and trust are really cool traits. Cherish them. Consider Titus 1:15 that says "Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure." So I'm in some danger from even conceiving thoughts like that.  We're told by Jesus in Mark 10:16 to be as wise as serpents and as harmless as doves, so it was at best unwise of me to blurt that thought out. Characteristically I was trying to be funny. I'm grateful God doesn't judge us on the relative quality. recognition, and effectiveness of our attempts at humor. That pink abomination was probably a sincere attempt to please a customer...(! ? !!) |
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Post by MyWhiteStone on Jun 29, 2014 14:11:02 GMT
SG, you're not allowed to be gone for a few days, young man! By the way, mayhaps that was the evil Panda queen. I did raise my hand to go, Shiloh, but nobody saw it. I'll be more careful in the future. Please don't beat me. We have a delightful EPD, Shiloh. Maybe we really should consider harboring an EPQ toward the other end of the spectrum. |
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Post by shiloh on Jun 29, 2014 16:26:57 GMT
LOL. At least you brought scripture onto this thread. I love those verses. Hey, we got what you were saying.
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Post by Leeza on Jun 29, 2014 18:30:44 GMT
Just for clairification, when I said, "Can she really be that naive?" I was talking about myself, not Shelayne. (I'm sure you know that, but I am concerned that others (including Shelayne) might have thought I meant her, and of course I didn't!
But thank you for what you said to me. Not good to be too naive, though. Remember what Jesus said about being innocent as doves and wise as serpents?
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Post by MyWhiteStone on Jun 29, 2014 19:22:28 GMT
Well, Leeza, I knew that. Shelayne appears to be a pretty bright crayon in the box. I wasn't worried. It was simply another maybe risky attempt at subtle humor.
By the way, Leeza, did you ever wonder how to really tell how wise any given serpent is? I'll take Jesus's testimony, and they must be wise, but I can't honestly say I really understand the standard that I should strive to attain. Hopefully sometime really really soon we can ask Him about it directly... It might not be the first thing I'd ask about, but it at least qualifies as an interesting topic.
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Post by Leeza on Jun 29, 2014 19:44:01 GMT
You're right, Shelayne is pretty sharp. It's just a shame she had that horrific experience.
Hummmm....come to think of it, that's a good question about how to tell about how wise a serpent is. I figured what it meant was to be aware of the evil in people's hearts, like how Jesus knew the lawyer who was questioning Him was trying to trap Him.
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Post by shelayne on Jun 29, 2014 20:49:19 GMT
I **LOVE** this!! Psst.. she's right.  |
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Post by shiloh on Jun 29, 2014 21:00:04 GMT
Haha! Shelayne, in case you hadn't noticed, we've decided to extend your birthday for a week. This is freakishly cute, isn't it? This dog is definitely under the influence of something.  |
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Post by shelayne on Jun 29, 2014 21:01:52 GMT
Just for clairification, when I said, "Can she really be that naive?" I was talking about myself, not Shelayne. (I'm sure you know that, but I am concerned that others (including Shelayne) might have thought I meant her, and of course I didn't! But thank you for what you said to me. Not good to be too naive, though. Remember what Jesus said about being innocent as doves and wise as serpents? Oh, Leeza, you are such a sweetheart. Don't worry about this ole crayon I got it the first time.  BTW, if I am a crayon, can I be a turquoise/aqua shade? That would be lovely, thanks.  wait... Turqua? That doesn't sound very appealing or bright. That sounds like someone who would gleefully partake in the consuming of a pink abomination called "The Panda" and pay for it All. Day. Long. .... OK, never mind. Turqua it is. |
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Post by shelayne on Jun 29, 2014 21:03:27 GMT
LOL, Shiloh! Is that dog living in Denver, perhaps? |
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Post by morningstar on Jun 29, 2014 22:36:04 GMT
I go away for a few days, come back and this whole thread seems to have taken a life of it's own...LOL... Oh and by the way Shelayne, while I was in California, there seems to be some sort of Birthday drink that's all the rage out there, and I thought of you so I ordered one and had it shipped UPS to your house. I know you'll just 'LOVE" it. It's called "The Panda" Blend all these ingredients together until it's nice and Pink in Color. 1 Cup Raspberries 1 Cup mini marshmallow, 1 Cup Choc. Chips 4 cps Sugar 3 Cups honey 2 Cups Strawberries 1 Bag P-nuts 1 Shoe lace 1/2 Cup Okra 1 Cup Lime Juice 3/4 Chunk of Birthday Cake Juice Ice Hope you enjoy it Shelayne....LOL!!!!!!!  |
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Post by shelayne on Jun 30, 2014 0:11:00 GMT
I go away for a few days, come back and this whole thread seems to have taken a life of it's own...LOL... Oh and by the way Shelayne, while I was in California, there seems to be some sort of Birthday drink that's all the rage out there, and I thought of you so I ordered one and had it shipped UPS to your house. I know you'll just 'LOVE" it. It's called "The Panda" Blend all these ingredients together until it's nice and Pink in Color. 1 Cup Raspberries 1 Cup mini marshmallow, 1 Cup Choc. Chips 4 cps Sugar 3 Cups honey 2 Cups Strawberries 1 Bag P-nuts 1 Shoe lace 1/2 Cup Okra 1 Cup Lime Juice 3/4 Chunk of Birthday Cake Juice Ice Hope you enjoy it Shelayne....LOL!!!!!!! You totally get me, MS!! I love it!!  |
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Post by MyWhiteStone on Jun 30, 2014 3:12:43 GMT
Don't you think this puppy is probably thinking about Aunt Shiloh? Morningstar, that Panda you're shipping to Shelayne should probably include a shot of insulin. |
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Post by Leeza on Jun 30, 2014 5:03:18 GMT
Oh my goodness, LOL, you guys are soooo funny! I totally believed you got the recipe for The Panda, Morningstar, until I saw the shoe lace included, hahahahahahahaha! Yep, Still Guessing, a shot of insulin would be nice.  Shiloh, that dog looks like he just devoured a pot brownie. |
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Post by shelayne on Jun 30, 2014 5:21:47 GMT
That's what I'm thinking. Does that look NOT scream, "Duuuude, I love Cheetos" ? |
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Post by Leeza on Jun 30, 2014 5:32:51 GMT
Oh, yeah, Shelayne, he just looks so mellow that a cat could jump on him and he could care less.
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Post by shiloh on Jun 30, 2014 15:42:50 GMT
Haha! Shelayne, I believe that dog's name must be Denver! I read the article that went with that photo one time and the lady who owns that dog has a birthday party for it every year. It MUST have had a laced brownie prior to the photo...because how else could she get it to sit like that and smile at the camera?
Darn it! I have all those ingredients except for an extra shoelace...Dan, we even have insulin here in case my husband wants some of tha delicious sounding dessert.
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Post by Leeza on Jun 30, 2014 17:00:55 GMT
Oh, yeah, I just LOVE the expression on that dog's face. ("Denver", lol!) He looks like, "Hey, man, heavvvy!"
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Post by Leeza on Jul 5, 2014 16:08:16 GMT
Shelaye, did you ever eat your birthday cake?
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Post by shelayne on Jul 7, 2014 1:18:21 GMT
Shelaye, did you ever eat your birthday cake? I actually have not yet had my birthday cake.  I need to get on that ASAP. This is a cake infraction, and it cannot stand. I need to either bake one myself, and it has been just too hot to do that, OR I need to get out and buy a ready-made cake, and those are hit or miss... decisions, decisions.... |
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Post by shiloh on Jul 7, 2014 1:34:02 GMT
WHAAAAA? No birthday cake yet?
Do you have a Heinen's grocery store where you live?
My son hated cake. Still does and I had to make him pumpkin pie in July every year for his birthday.
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Post by morningstar on Jul 7, 2014 1:58:23 GMT
LAWKS!!!..Shelayne with no cake???....Guinness book of world records time!!
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Post by shiloh on Jul 7, 2014 3:17:39 GMT
Morningstar, Shlomo here....What does LAWKS mean? I've seen you use that word before. I was laughing because I happened to see the credits after some comedy movie the other night and there was a guy named Shlomo in the credits.
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Post by morningstar on Jul 7, 2014 3:41:01 GMT
LOL!!!...it's an old english slang word it's an exclamation of surprise Shlomo!!...
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Post by shelayne on Jul 7, 2014 3:53:59 GMT
Shlomo!! Hahahahahahahaha! That cat's expression is just perfect and believe that is the expression my friends made. "Shelayne and NO CAKE?? ITEOTWAWKI!!" I just had a frosted brownie. That is sorta cake, right? |
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Post by shiloh on Jul 7, 2014 4:22:47 GMT
Definitely! I just made some really awesome brownies the other night that are dark chocolate with semi-sweet chocolate chips and chopped walnuts in them. Then, I frosted the whole pan of them with real smooth,soft, dark chocolate icing (non-gritty). A large glass of ice cold milk on the side is a must!
Shelayne, don't go using big words on me.
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Post by shelayne on Jul 7, 2014 15:12:00 GMT
Hee hee! It's one of those 50 cent-ers...
Actually it is the acronym for-- It's the End of the World as We Know it.
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Post by shiloh on Jul 7, 2014 16:11:05 GMT
AH! I might have to borrow that, if you don't mind. I thought surely it was a Native American word....Cherokee perhaps..lol.
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Post by Leeza on Jul 7, 2014 18:27:03 GMT
Lawks and Schlomo! And a cat with his mouth open in amazement. Oh, I just love this forum! Shelayne, it's time for your to eat your cake, sis!!
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...] Don't be too hard on yourself. Innocence and trust are really cool traits. Cherish them. Consider Titus 1:15 that says "Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure." So I'm in some danger from even conceiving thoughts like that. 
We're told by Jesus in Mark 10:16 to be as wise as serpents and as harmless as doves, so it was at best unwise of me to blurt that thought out. Characteristically I was trying to be funny. I'm grateful God doesn't judge us on the relative quality. recognition, and effectiveness of our attempts at humor. That pink abomination was probably a sincere attempt to please a customer...(! ? !!)
BTW, if I am a crayon, can I be a turquoise/aqua shade? That would be lovely, thanks. 
